RachelPinaaaay

vashappeninb00bear:

one-direction-narnia:

1dmusiclover:

ffuckit-imyoung:

sluts-in-your-attic:

worldofguzman:

my-unlucky-stars:

i ran naked with the trojan man because i lover marijuana. 

I raped the cookie monster because i love marijuana <3

i smoked a bag of weed because i love marijuana. <3

i stabbed the kool-aid man because i love marijuana <3

I stabbed a teletubby because I’m a pimp

i beat a homeless guy because i have AMAZING boobs

I ran naked with your Grandma because I’m sexy like that. omfg

I shanked a toothbrush because i have AMAZING boobs.

(via 38-20-06)

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1. copperirony reblogged this from hearteater and added:

   I ran shirtless with a dog because I have a noodle in my nose… sounds like me.

2. simplymimis reblogged this from i-should-be-your-favorite
3. chroniclesofdaniel liked this
4. boomsnapclap69 reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself
5. pichs-parasiempreee reblogged this from i-should-be-your-favorite
6. myworldawayfromfmbitches reblogged this from i-should-be-your-favorite
7. niqueyface liked this
8. marine234 liked this
9. kinglola reblogged this from i-should-be-your-favorite and added:

   i ran naked with a drink because I’m sexy like that

10. naturallydopeaf reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself and added:

    a HOMO because i’m sexy like that &&...… lol sounds accurate :))

11. i-should-be-your-favorite reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself
12. becca-we-are-alive-to-live reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself and added:

    a homeless guy cause I’m good in bed. :37199;7?9,8$/?;9; what?! Why so accurate?!

13. youaremyheroinforever reblogged this from in-relationship-with-myself
14. in-relationship-with-myself reblogged this from yeahistandout and added:

    i ran shirtless with the Kool-aid man because i have AMAZING boobs

15. yeahistandout reblogged this from regulargirlwithcelebritydreams
16. raichumi liked this
17. madly-grinning reblogged this from uberzers
18. xneveronmywrist reblogged this from laceandredroses and added:

    I cuddled with a stripper because I’m sexy like that. ;)

19. seanp94 liked this
20. rollinonemoretime reblogged this from naomidynamics
21. naomidynamics reblogged this from uberzers and added:

    I shanked a bum because I love mary jane. Bitch. I don’t know no mary jane! D8

22. kitttypress liked this
23. yoloxo123 reblogged this from wishyouthebestxx
24. bitches-lick-my-persuasion reblogged this from kanyejr
25. kanyejr reblogged this from y-o-l-o-69
26. y-o-l-o-69 reblogged this from istayoriginal26
27. istayoriginal26 reblogged this from stillblazinpictures
28. wishyouthebestxx reblogged this from youwishx0
29. nadiee reblogged this from kenediclarysse and added:

    I stabbed, a teletubby, because I love marijuana O.O

30. beezy420 reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:

    I Beat a bum because i’m sexy like that. bahaha

31. amplified-yaya reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:

    I shanked a teletubby because I love to snort cocaine. :’(

32. kenediclarysse reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:

    i cuddled with the trojan man because i’m sexy like that. yeah, that sounds about right.

33. peffsworld145110 reblogged this from darth-maul-youlikeabear and added:

    I smoked with a homeless guy because I have AMAZING boobs. Lol.

34. darth-maul-youlikeabear reblogged this from thenewhellspawn and added:

    i smoked, with a porn star, because im a pimp. lol too great.

35. twelveplaidbunnies reblogged this from loverecklesslyforever and added:

    I banged the kool-aid man cause I’m good in bed

36. yarobot reblogged this from theforeverfae and added:

    I ran naked with a bum because i love marijuana. hah!

37. anti-shipper reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:

    I stabbed a toothbrush because I’m a soldier girl.

38. theforeverfae reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:

    I shot my boyfriend because I love cocaine. Okay

39. mrjeremyt reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:

    I shanked a toothbrush cause I’m sexy like that.

40. loverecklesslyforever reblogged this from nerdypartyman and added:

    I shanked a bum cause I’m sexy and I know it

41. youwishx0 reblogged this from nerdypartyman
42. nerdypartyman reblogged this from thenewhellspawn and added:

    I shot a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy like that.

43. thenewhellspawn reblogged this from nerdytrolleys and added:

    goes keep stealing y tacos. Damn hoes.

44. anthonyshirakawa reblogged this from kushandfriends and added:

    I slept with a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos

45. laceandredroses reblogged this from thelastlovedone
46. kushandfriends reblogged this from candycrusader
47. aprilbaby-21 reblogged this from cheesecurlyfries
48. thelastlovedone reblogged this from candycrusader
49. candycrusader reblogged this from jeryllsays and added:

    I love to snort cocaine. O-o

50. cheesecurlyfries reblogged this from kaiden-anthony and added:

    i cuddled with my best friend because i’m a pimp!!! this is actually true shit haha

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